SLAPMANIA

THE COUNTY FAIR'S FRIENDLIEST FULL-CONTACT PASTIME
Well howdy! Mosey on up, roll them sleeves, and get your slapping chops ready — our volunteers signed the waivers and waxed their cheeks, and the whole county's here to watch 'em fly. No experience needed. Just four keys and a dream.
HOUSE RULES (READ 'EM, CHAMP!)
  1. BOOTS STAY PLANTED — TIP OVER AND THAT'S A FOUL.
  2. OPEN PALM ONLY — THIS AIN'T A PUNCHING ESTABLISHMENT. (…unless a legend demands a closed fist.)
  3. AIM FOR THE CHEEK — BODY BLOWS PAY 40% LESS.
  4. THIRTY SECONDS ON THE CLOCK — TAKE YOUR TIME, READ YOUR VOLUNTEER.
  5. SCORE = METERS × WEIGHT CLASS — BIG FOLKS PAY BIG.
SSWIVEL LLUNGE AARM PPALM
FIRE 'EM IN THAT ORDER — TIMING IS EVERYTHING
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